Thursday, April 3, 2008

it's not always about me

Stop Making Movies About My Books

The Onion

Stop Making Movies About My Books

On the fourteenth of March, in towns nationwide, In every cinema, multiplex, on every barnside, Gleamed another adapting of...

3 comments:

FUG said...

Cool reading. However, do you really think Dr. Seuss would have felt that way about what Mrs. Seuss, that old stoofus, is doing? Wouldn't he have said something like, "More power to her. Hope she makes millions. In the absence of power, hope she makes billions." ?

Carol/K-Roll/C-Bone said...

Carly you can't appreciate your last name cuz it means Tall Dyke, where as Bontekoe means Colorful cow. Though both can be used as an insult to lesbians.... lets face it mine is a lil better. It's like a british insult.

Carol/K-Roll/C-Bone said...

you got me on the dam-dame thing. Except the dutch use the word Dam too and if they ment damn they would ahve used it. Although your lucky your ancestors weren't totally insane. Some Dutch people thought when Neopolian made them get last names that it would last long so thy picked ridiculous last names. Like there are people out there with the last name shit. yep.... That's how seriously the Dutch took Neopolian.